It wasn’t until I saw the freeway off-ramp sign to Ezeizas, Buenos Aires’s international airport, that I realized I was being kidnapped. Overcome by a wave of nausea, I was on the verge of asking my taxi driver to pull over so that I could vomit, but I realized that any sign of weakness could prove fatal.
I have a flair for staying in dysfunctional jobs well past the expired shelf life. Last summer, I took the first of many business trips to Buenos Aires for the Big Self-Important Corporation where I work. My Millennial boss and her posse were staying at a five-star luxury hotel. Et moi? I was at the Sheraton two blocks away.
Company policy required that we hire a pre-screened private chauffeur to shuttle us from our hotels in the center of town to the company’s South America headquarters 20 miles away. In the eyes of my litigation-leery employer, Argentina was deemed a high-risk country because of reports of business travelers being kidnapped for ransom.
The third morning of the trip—two minutes before I was supposed to meet the company driver in the lobby—my boss texted, asking if I could get my own transportation to the office because she and the team had an early meeting. The Sheraton was a two-minute drive from their palatial hotel, and I asked why they couldn’t pick me up since I was ready to go. She said they were running late.
A hotel bellman hailed a grimy taxicab—like so many in the city—and I got in, fumbling with my laptop and purse, trying not to get my white faux-Chanel jacket dirty. The driver turned left out of the hotel driveway, which struck me as odd because the previous day the company-hired driver had turned right. I asked him why and he said, “You don’t understand, ma’am, I’m looking for the freeway on-ramp.”
Ignoring the hairs rising on the back of my neck, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Twenty minutes later, when I should have been sitting at a conference table in an office complex northeast of the heart of the city, I was a good 40 minutes away in the sticky backseat of a gritty cab, helplessly watching as tired 1970s apartment towers alongside the freeway whizzed by. I envisioned myself being taken to a seedy room in a crumbling tenement building, blindfolded and shoved into a closet while my captors waited for my company to pay up. It dawned on me that I might never see my husband or father again. Butterflies dive-bombed in my stomach.
As my brain binge-watched my life in fast-forward, I mentally hit pause on the scene where my now-deceased mother looked at me and said, in her trademark salty Spanish, “No dejes que te jodan.” Don’t let them #$%* with you.
She had a point. Was it really worth losing my life for Corporate America?
Channeling my feisty mom, I started to breathe deeply, focusing on the sensation of my body in the seat, my feet on the floorboards. After the lightheadedness subsided, I sent a WhatsApp message to Mariana, a colleague in the Buenos Aires office, and she immediately called.
“Ela, don’t panic, and whatever you do, don’t hang up. I am going to stay on the phone with you,” she urged, her voice tense. “Tell your driver that a friend who is a local is two freeway exits behind you. Ask him to take you to the nearest service station, and that I will meet you there.”
I put on my best Angry Businesswoman face and parroted Mariana’s words to the driver. He pulled off the freeway, but continued to drive aimlessly. The urgency in my friend’s voice grew as I gave her the name of the neighborhood we were now in. Instinct told me that my driver was deliberately avoiding service stations. I texted Mariana my geo-location from my phone’s maps application.
“You’re going in the opposite direction of the office,” she said, desperation in her voice. “Get out of the cab at the next red light. Walk to the nearest business, go inside and I’ll pick you up from there.”
After what felt like a decade, we hit a red light. Grabbing my computer and purse, I opened the door. Terrified and shaking with adrenaline behind my Angry Businesswoman facade, the only words I could muster in the nanosecond I stepped out of the cab were, “This has been a complete disaster.”
Faced with a fare-dodging passenger, it’s a safe bet that the average cab driver would spew a noxious cloud of profanity at the perpetrator, with a few furious hand gestures thrown in for good measure. Instead, my driver stared coldly at me and said absolutely nothing.
I ran like a madwoman in heels into the intersection, barely missed getting hit by a car, and dashed into the first business I saw – a corner pharmacy in a sooty Streamline Moderne building. I sent a text to Mariana with the address. As I waited for her to pick me up, I called my husband and burst into tears when I heard his voice.
Eleven months later, I am still in the same job, but I’m in the process of a major reinvention. More to come on that. And I will never again ignore the expiration date on a job once it starts to feel stale.